i can't sleep
as you have probably guessed by my apparent disregard for the english language and capitalization, i am not taking this post seriously
what i meant by that crossed out text is that if you are reading this you might be asking yourself 'is this person a teenage girl' well to answer your theoretical question:
no
it's now 2:25
i made a video earlier today well technically i guess it was yesterday
the video is okay i mean it's not great and i'm still not going to link you to my youtube channel because i'm still a little nervous about it and i'm not quite sure what i am doing with this or why i am doing this
i mean isn't a blog and a webcomic enough well to answer your/my question:
no
school is boring everyone knows that
because of this i need creative outlets with which to share my thoughts and creation with the world
however since i've only made around three coherent or vaguely interesting blog posts nobody is catching on
sometimes i feel like i should advertise the stuff i do but as everyone knows nobody likes advertisements and neither do i
therefore i do not feel the need to force content down people's mouths hint hint youtube and television
it is now 2:28
i think from now on i am never going to take this blog seriously
i will probably take my webcomic at least a little seriously but am i going to take this blog seriously well to answer your/my question:
no
see look at that i'm repeating my jokes in an effort to make them funnier
it's a thing
you will see this tool is used in many popular youtube videos
i mean they're not that popular but at least i like them
other people like them too
it is now 2:30
i should probably be in bed but i got up at 12:45 this morning and i have been awake for about 14 hours and i am not tired yet
i will regret this in the morning since i get up at 5 every day
there is now a buzzing in my ears
how do i fix this problem
help me internet
it went away
nevermind
an excellent album by nirvana
but really never mind
it is now 2:31
i don't think i am even going to bother editing or re-reading this blog post
it is now 2:32
maybe if i don't make this a big deal in the morning my problems will go away
it is now 2:33
the creative juices are running low
that sounded so
look at that i can't bother to capitalize or form sentences correctly but i feel the need to continually use apostrophes and put accents over letters
does this make me a nerd well to answer your/my question:
yes
oh shoot i broke the chain
what happens now
it is now 2:34
mickey mickey you so fine you so fine you blow my mind hey mickey
hey mickey
xkcd
i don't know the artist of that song i just know the lyrics and that the song was referenced in an xkcd comic
that's right
i read xkcd
eat it
did you know that when i first started reading xkcd i used the random button and kept pressing the random button every time i wanted to read a different comic
this left a gap in my xkcd intake so i had to start from the beginning and read all the comics again
i found maybe three or four new ones
the process took me about one and a half hours
the first xkcd comic i ever read was open mic night
did you see what i did there
i used the power of html to subliminally enter a link into your subconscious or something
so now it's official that i'm lazy enough to not capitalize but not lazy enough to not do html wizardry
intentional double negative
it is now 2:39
i think the creative juices are kicking again wazowza
that could be a catchphrase
wazowza
use it on cooking show or something interesting
actually it would probably make the interesting thing not as interesting as it was previously
yeah just use it on a cooking show
sometimes i wonder:
do people really watch those well to answer your/my question:
no
it is now 2:40 wait no the clock changed while i was typing that it is now 2:41
so i searched 'i can't sleep' on youtube and i stumbled on this guy's channel
see that i did it again woop there it is
see what i did there
oohh im getting freaky
no im actually just tired
im totally rambling now
i could be a vlogger
that's what vloggers do
right
i would put in a question mark but i'm afraid i'm too lazy to do that sorry
actually on second thought there is always the possibility that i might not yet have the ability of a vlogger, which is to make crap up on the spot
not true
they write scripts
the real truth is that i can be camera shy
why are you still here
are you skimming this
i hate skimmers
unless you're drowning
if you're drowning dori has some advise for you
how many links is that
three
i think thats right
three
it is now 2:46
i am getting tired now i think it is time to go to bed so i can get an almost survivable three hours of sleep
tomorrow is going to suck
it is now 2:52
good night scuba divers
my name is not philip defranco and you've just been filled in wazowza
